Day 140: LOL KKK  

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Today's Task: 4/14

"Prank call and spam the KKK today."



Sure, it's normally wrong to aggravate and annoy businesses and social clubs, but what if the entire world supports your decision? Does it then become socially and morally acceptable to mess with the bad guys? Is it wrong to ding-dong-ditch the principal but okay to do it to the school bully?


I'll let you make that decision for yourself. But personally, I never supported the idea of "turning the other cheek". I'm all for picking on those who pick on others. Comeupance is so much more rewarding than tolerance.


870-427-3414


Maybe you'd just like to contact their headquarters and... chat. -_^

Day 139: Me, My Clone and I  

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Today's Task: 4/13

"Save your DNA with instructions to be cloned in the future."

Fingernails, hair, a drop or two of blood. Just put something in a small glass test tube or container and secure it away in a safe box with explicit instructions on why you deserve to be cloned. Maybe, in 3009, you will wake up to a better brighter future. Maybe.

For some realistic information on cloning, I recommend this site: Cloning Fact Sheet

It's a little more informed than wikipedia. -_^ As for myself, I'd rather be reborn than cloned. You can't clone my memories, just the lump of muscle that stored them. There's still something to be said for environmental factors after all.

Day 138: Knots Learning  

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Today's Task: 4/12

"Learn to tie a new knot or two."

Found an awesome site for this task today: http://www.animatedknots.com/. It has animated gifs to show you step-by-step for each knot and even has them seperated by uses such as "boating" or "climbing". Learn a few knots today. Practice on your shoes or a bit of string or a jumprope. You never know when your knot knowledge could save a life!

Day 137: Nibbled Nightmares  

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Today's Task: 4/11

"Start a week long journey of cheese-dream tests. Eat a different cheese each night right before bed and record your dreams the next morning. See if the cheese->dream theory holds up."





This post will be updated as I try this:
  • Saturday, 4/11: Swiss. I dreamt of something violent. John says I was yelling. I don't remember any of it.
  • Sunday, 4/12: Blue Cheese. I dreamt of Maple Story. I think I need to cut back on how long I play the game.
  • Monday, 4/13: Cheddar. I dreamt of the dirty dishes and my dishwasher trying to eat them.
  • Tuesday, 4/14: Mozzeralla. I dreamt of being trapped at work and unable to leave. I woke up in a panic and dreaded coming in this morning.
  • Wednesday, 4/15: Cream Cheese. I dreamt of being trapped in Maple Story as a character and unable to delete people from my Buddy List. Annoying people who want me to train them. NOooooooOOOoooOOOooo...

Day 136: Love Day  

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Today's Task: 4/10

"Tell your parents you love them while you still can."


Nothing hurts more than a missed opportunity. It's grim to admit, but you never know how much time you have with loved ones in your life. Show them you appreciate them every day.

If you've already lost a loved one close to you then look around at the people you have left and let loose on the love! You may already know how regret feels, don't let it happen again.


It's never too late to say what you might have said.
It's never too late to do what you might have done.
Today is the day.

Day 135: Subtext  

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Today's Task: 4/9

"Learn to Read Between the Lines."


Whether it's a finacial contract or a social conversation, learning to wade through life's subtext may prove useful one day.
  • That line that says "additional fees may be incurred" means you wil be charged for the "convenience" of everything from shipping to surcharges.
  • The girl who tells you she'd "rather not work" even though she doesn't have children is a golddigger looking for someone to support her.
  • That guy who says he's "not ready for commitment" is seeing someone else and hasn't decided who he likes more.
  • The boss who says a job was "tailored for your unique talents" means no one else wanted to do it.

Today's the day to stop getting walked on. It's also the day to be direct with others. You've translated their subtext, now sit back and decode your own.

Day 134: 1337 #@x0r  

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Today's Task: 4/8

"Hack something."


hack (v.) - To alter or gain access to (a computer file or network) illegally or without authorization. To obtain or use something beyond its original intent.


This site is an interesting site: http://www.wonderhowto.com/ which may or may not show you how to do some things which may or may not save you money or be legal. It's up to you. Don't do anything you feel unsure about.


As much as I'd love to hack into the web design of Scientology's front page and publish all the documents they keep hidden from the public like the Xenu story or their direct connection to and ownership of groups like ABLE, Applied Scholastics and NARCONON. But I don't fancy myself a prison personality. So, instead, I'll just keep publishing this information elsewhere and "hack" the real world instead.


I'll keep talking as long as someone will listen.