Today's Task: 2/28
"Learn to identify the aliens among us."
If you haven't seen They Live or Invasion of the Body Snatchers, crawl out from under that rock and get to your nearest video rental store. Before it's too late!!!
Here are a few of the quick signs for those of you who haven't sent in for your sunglasses yet:
Dead Eyes - Aliens have glazed, expressionless eyes because they are a front for their real powers of ESP.
Closed Mouth - The same as above applies to mouths. Since they do not need to speak, they have no need for mouths. When they do speak it is usually akward and forced.
Flaring Nostrils - Aliens use their nostrils to eat your souls and snatch your body. If one comes near you flaring their face holes, run!
Ears Oozing Green Goo - This is a sign that the alien has already stolen someone's body. Since they do not fit comfortably into human skins, sometimes they will leak out of the ears.
If you happen to spot an alien today, do not let them know you know because they will know that you know. Afterall, they have ESP. So don't even THINK about aliens.