0 pts: I never possess this trait.
2 pts: I have my good days and my bad days.
4 pts: That's me to a "T" Jack!
How often does this trait define you?
1. Glibness/ Superficial Charm
2. Grandiose Sense of Self Worth
3. Boredom / Need for Stimulation
4. Pathological Lying
5. Cunning, Manipulative Behavior
6. Lack of Remorse
7. Monotone Voice and Blank Expression
8. Lack of Empathy
9. Parasitic Lifestyle
10. Poor Behavioral Control
12. Childhood Behavior Problems
13. Lack of Realistic Long-Term Plans
15. Irresponisible Behavior
16. Failure to Accept Consequences
17. Multiple Marriages
18. Juvenile Delinquency
20. Criminal Versatility
0-20: Gee Whiz, you're a boring kid..burn some ants already!
21-40:You haven't let your wild youth define you as an adult, but it does make for some interesting dinner conversation.
41-60: At least you had a friend left to take this test for you.. wait.. you DID let them leave the room before you read this, right? If you're the friend, RUN!
61-80: Surrender yourself to the police immediately.
*This test cannot actually measure your affinity for collecting body parts or talking to yourself.
**Unless your friend is a lying weasel.
For the curious, I scored a 23. I've fantasized about a life of crime knowing I am smart enough and capable enough, but I don't have the callousness or coldheartedness to hurt other people for a living. Lucky for you all! :P