Today's Task: 12/2
"At 13:56 (2:56p) masturbate to the following fantasy..."
Yeah... Benrick has greatly underestimated the sexuality of women. It was funny, but sad. What follows on this page is a boring excerpt of dribble from the pages of a Harlequin Romance novel. Benrick, that doesn't turn women on. Hate to disappoint but it almost put me to sleep just reading that garbage.
I was more intrigued by the short piece intended for your male readers:
"Two blondes. Doing it. Together."
Why can't they be named Sven and Ivan? O_o